wow, no thank you by Samantha Irby

"Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever cleaned a dirty saucepan after soaking it overnight?...Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever had toilet paper brand loyalty?...Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever written a to-do list by hand?...Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever put your bills on autopay?...Sure, sex is fun, but have you ever put on new glasses for the first time?"