Something That May Shock and Discredit You by Daniel Mallory Ortberg

"I had grown comfortable at the thought of my body as a public resource that I was responsible for keeping in trust. I had been charged with its maintenance and general upkeep, and on the strength of such a relationship had been able to develop a certain vague fondness for it, while also maintaining a pleasant distance. Don't ask me; I just work here, was my attitude. I can let the supervisors know when there's a problem and they tell me how to fix it."